My Review of the Manny Brown's in Neshaminy Mall, Bensalem, PA

From citysearch and any other restaurant ratings site I can find... I'd love to send this to Manny Brown's corporate, but I lack an address.


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I signed up as a member to this site just to give this place my worst possible recommendation. I went there on a holiday, and they were very short-staffed. Even then, the service on their outdoor patio was truly an abomination. They managed to turn a simple American Tex Mex experience into a Greek tragedy. My table, and the other four on the patio all had complaints; we all had to go get our own silverware and had to take bottles of ketchup off of abandoned, non-bussed dirty tables. Drinks took half an hour, even though the bar was empty. A third of our order was never entered into the system. Upon confrontation, after a long search, our server blamed the bartender for a missing round of drinks. Things moved so slow that I began to contemplate the pointlessness of existence and man’s inhumanity to man; great for my writing career, but a far cry from the zany good-time such places attempt to inspire. I bailed on the missing round of drinks and food; I asked for them to be canceled, but they were never recorded in the first place, so all ended fairly tidily on that front.

A table for two at the far end of the patio sat for 30 minutes without a drink order, and watched closer tables order and receive their food. They yelled at a server that wasn’t their assigned server; the two servers then yelled at each other in front of the customers.

I promise you, citysearch readers, that if I ever see service this poor again I will return to this page and update this review. It's worth going and ordering soft drinks just to watch... just don't expect refills.